drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via fartgallery)

hailldope:

“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”

(Source: bowdowns, via queenthrasha)

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

itallseemsimpossible:

cookieisafangirl:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

(Source: charizzaaa, via glittervodkasex)

trillow:

if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via youbitchwhore)

(Source: samanthapanther, via youbitchwhore)

internetdouchebag:

my pastor texted me

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

(via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)